The COO Says Goodbye To The Commander-In-Chief

Hunter shows his admiration for one of the nation's most beloved Presidents.
 

"Meh, he was somewhat over, but couldn't put asses in seats.  He should have paid us to be President.  LBJ is a better booker."

A Plumber Gimmick? That'll Never Get Over

Thank you MarioRyder, But Creative has nothing for you.

Can we start billing you from The Mushroom Kingdom?

19th Century Expressionism

The famous painting The Scream Game by Edward Munch.

Bawh Gawd King, Triple H Set That Man On Fire!

Damnit, that monk had a family!

One Does Not...

HHHH - Humanitarian Hunter Hearst Helmsley

 For just pennies a day, this child could have all the muscle milk and
protein powder necessary to build strong, healthy quads that don't
tear

The Cerebral Emancipation Proclamation

The Civil Rights era?  Yeah, Hunter was there, and he definitely was in the main event.

Turban-On-A-Pole Match

Hunter campaigns to the WWE Creative team to be the one to go over on Osama bin Laden.

Tank Man Meets The Game

Are you ready?

I said...

ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO CENSORRRRRRR!!!!!

How To Cool Someone Else's Heat

HHH  just setting down the rules in the locker room with the new talent.

Much Like Mick Foley, This Wall Will Job To Me!

Fucking rook, that's not how you swing a sledgehammer!  And that's why you'll never draw!

The 2nd Jobber On The Grassy Knoll

It was me John...It was me ALL ALONG!

And The COO Jumped Over The Moon

The moon landing wasn't faked folks...it was Sports Entertained.

Where In The World is Triple H?

Triple H is the fictional COO of the professional wrestling organization, The WWE.

But to Triple H, both his power and his legacy is very real.  So real, in fact, that he has been the biggest draw in the history of the world.  No really, ask him.

And there is proof:

 Hunter transcends non-fictional history, he was even on the historic Titanic.  It was HHH that sank it, he took a sledge hammer to the boiler room because it wouldn't job to him.

 A major angle developing on the Kent State campus?  Triple H needs to be in the mix.

*Yes, this is a parody, and yes, this is probably a new meme.  Yes, we know Vince McMahon and company won't like it, but really...Triple H was never at the falling of the Berlin Wall.

He was too busy, washing his tights!